All the men of this world must burn all the female glossies that make our women follow dumb advices on how to win us over. Seriously, nothing interests us more than their real character, their sweet smile, natural beauty and intellect.
But women have come to be mistaken on a lot of our likes, which have resulted in us being exposed to these:
1. The DuckFace
Unless their lips were actually bitten by a big spider, or they were direct descendants of the Uncle Scrooge family, I refuse to understand why a perfectly normal looking, pretty girl would voluntarily want to look ugly by making this constipated, duck face!
2. The Pet Names Act
I have come across so many women who call their boyfriends all sorts of embarrassing things. Like boobie and poochie and koochie and deemu and shona and what not. Ask any man what he thinks of it, and if he doesn’t reply saying he feels like an adopted pup, I will start making sense.
3. Wearing Too much Makeup
Hey ladies! Please don’t play cake up all the time. We kinda get grossed out when we feel like kissing you, thinking of the layers of foundations we will have to lick off. Also, we hate it when our girls wear red colored lipstick and look like a blood sucking vampire. Some things should just be left to Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.
4. Too much perfume
Unless the guy you are dating has sinusitis and partially lost his ability to smell, please don’t wear half a bottle of the perfume just to smell irresistible. You smell like a pesticide and it makes us want to run away far in the opposite direction.
5. Playing Dumb
Some girls intentionally like to play dumb, after watching countless hours of reality TV where all the likeable women are just hot bimbos. Closer home, when Alia Bhatt was asked who the President of India is, she appalled us with her dumbness by naming Maharashtra Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan! C’mon girls, dumbness is no virtue, so stop pretending it. Or if you seriously have zero general knowledge, start reading. No one likes to date a ridiculously dumb girl.
6 LOLing
There are some women who laugh like a hyena. And there are others who laugh without a reason. Well, we dislike both of them. Talking of that, I seriously think my girlfriend doesn’t laugh, she neighs. You get the point right? It’s embarrassing for us in public!
7. Being Late
I don’t know who taught these girls that we long for women more when they come late. Well, truth be told, it’s the most annoying thing on the list for us. We hate waiting for our majesties in the car outside their apartment, while they come almost half an hour late. And then, no amount of mollycoddling can make us better. Unless, of course, you look like Megan Fox or something!
8. The Baby Act
Woman, you are now well in your twenties, and while it’s still not the right age to expect pearls of wisdom from you, please don’t remind us of our five-year-old-nieces by putting the baby act. That infantile tone does nothing to excite us. Rather, it just makes us find you phony, and annoying.
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